random spurts...

producers of "a time to kill": i love this movie but i have one question. did ya'll poor water on samuel jackson for his role? i mean, its hot in the south, but dayum not that hot! all that sweating was just plain ol' nasty!

lady at mickey d's... you are the perfect example for the slogan "a mind is a terrible thing to waste." telling me that math wasn't your favorite subject while trying to determine how much change i would get back from the $10 that i gave you makes me so sad. i really need you to know that $10-3.79=6.21. i figured it out in my head while you were still guessing. your excuses are a cop out, it's simple addition and subtraction, i'ma need you to do better!

rowan county jazz society: thanks for a good time, we didn't stay long but it was nice to see a group of us and them together, having fun, enjoying each other without anyone starting some isht!!!

valerie with bankers casualty and life: you suckered me in to an interview thinking that i could speak to someone about an hr position with your company. then i checked your website and it mentioned nothing about this so-called career fair. i'm not stupid, i won't be there on the 29th, i don't due sales and when you call i'm gonna pick up my phone and speak spanish so you think you dialed the wrong # (hola, no habla espanol). buzz off!