missing...

one waistline. not sure where you went. you've been missing for a few years now and i need to know what it would take for you to return.

as a reward for your safe return i am prepared to give up the following

cakes, cupcakes, fast food, soda, late night snacks, chips, rice krispies treats, cheese (and you know i luv cheese) & anything else deemed unhealthy

i am also prepared to offer the following upon your return:

a healthier lifestyle which will include exercise, healthy eating and snacking

**please come back! i realize it's my fault that you left in the first place but i'm willing to do anything to get you back and be sexxxxy again!